Then it was off to a movie theater for the latest superhero saga – with popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&Ms.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
“Well dear, what was it like being eight again?”
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
” I meant my dress size,you idiot!!!”
The moral story: Even when a man is listening, hes gonna get it wrong.