“Excuse me, Sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?”
“Well,” said the man, “Several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.”
“That’s brilliant!” said the waitress. “Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”
“That’s right. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Tesla, the exact money is always there,” said the man.
The waitress asked, “One other thing, sir, what’s with the ostrich?”
The man sighed, paused, and answered,
“My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.”