He proceeded.
“See that motel down there? I own it, and I didn’t inherit it. I’m that good.”
He was like, “well go right ahead honey”.
So she proceeded to give him the best han*d job he ever had.
After a little rest he thought, if that was that good…”How much for a bl*wjob?”
She said “600”. OH MY GOD! was his reply.
She told him to walk back over to the window.
“See that 15 story hotel?
I own it and I didn’t inherit it. I’m that good.”
He said “Well get to work then sweetie.”
And sure enough he got the best bl*wjob he ever received.
After a little “rebuilding” time he thought, if that was that good… “How much for make love?”
She chuckled and said, “Honey, I’d own this whole damned town if only I had a private part .”