A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man’s table and says, “Listen and listen good.
That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I’ll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I’ll do the same to you.
You pull out one of its legs, I’ll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I’ll break one of your arms!”
The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird’s rectum, pulls it out and licks it.
He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, “Go ahead!”