He looks around and luckily no one has noticed his drunken display so he crawls out of the bar where he still cant seem to pull himself together.
He figures the hell with it, its only a few blocks to his house so he just crawls home and gently slides into bed as not to disturb his sleeping wife.
The next morning he awakes with this feeling of piercing eyes upon him when he notices his wife standing at the foot of the bed with her arms crossed and obviously upset.
He mutters out a “Good morning, honey” to which she angrily replies “You were out at the bar all night getting drunk, weren’t you?”
He quickly rolls over and begins to plead with her, “Of course not honey, I wouldn’t do that. I was here in bed with you most of night. Why in the world would you say that?”
She rolls her eyes and replies, “Because the bar called, you forgot your wheelchair again!!!”. Share it with your friends