A man escapes from prison

  


If he wants lovemaking, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is probably very dangerous.

If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

His wife responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was lesbian, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!”