Every time some guy sticks his pecker through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it, and say, ‘Okay buddy! Give me $20 bucks, or off it comes!'
“Well, that seems only fair”, said the cop, laughing
“Alright, good luck! And oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?”
“Well, you know”, said the little old lady, “not everybody pays”.