He replies,
“My mom and dad are on vacation. When I get home, the babysitter is going to have make love with me.
That’s what she’s into. She’s going to get an STD.
When mom and dad get home, mom will go to the grocery store and dad will have make love with the babysitter.
He will have an STD. Once mom gets home, she will have make love with dad and SHE will get an STD.
When dad leaves for work in the morning, mom is going to have make love with the Mailman and HE’s the mother bang who ran over my frog.”