WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us??!! I feel so much pity for their families, how are they going to survive now?
HUSBAND: My dear it’s a pity, but the UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10 million each.
WIFE: What? !!!! Ten million what? Choi!! Honey, you didn’t do well OK, why are you always absent when God wants to bless us?