“Oh yes” he replied, gasping in air.
“It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you’re running.”
Another runner moved alongside.
“Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?”
“Oh, yes” our friend answered breathlessly.
“That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
“Do you always wear a condom when you run?”
“Only if it’s raining.”