The husband opened the closet to see the thief squirming on the floor.
The husband immediately bound the thief tightly with some rope and asked what made him holler so loud……
The thief replied in pain,
“When your F*cking squirrel took my a$s for a hollow in a tree -I held out then it took my b@lls for nuts I gritted my teeth, but when it decided to carry the nuts into the hollow I cracked up.”
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