She goes to a local salon and has her hair and eyebrows dyed brunette and once again returns to the store. She picks up her TV and puts it on the counter and says “I would like to purchase this television.”
The salesman slams his hands on the counter and says “Lady listen you can’t keep coming back here and trying to purchase this!”
Confused the blonde says “How did you know it was me? You saw through both disguises, are you some sort of detective?”
The salesman replies “I know it’s you because you’ve been trying to buy a microwave all day, not a goddamn TV!”