“Really? What happened?” asked the doctor.
“Well, I did as you said and slipped it in his coffee and after just a few sips he jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!
With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”
“Do you mean the make love your husband provided wasn’t good?”
“Bejaysus, it was the best lovemaking I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sitting here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”