Doris, when I was 44 you were there when I was given the horrible news of my sister's death, again you were there, by my side.
Doris when I was 54 and was diagnosed with prostate cancer, you were there by my side.
Doris, when I was 63 and was given the all clear from prostate cancer I came down with pneumonia and you were there, by my side.
Doris, when I was 69 and started to get the awful pain that arthritis brings, you were there by my side.
Doris, when I was 74 and slipped over on the icey path only to break my ankle, you were there by my side.
Doris, I am now 82 and on my death bed....
Doris, your nothing but a f**king jinx.