Bernie had a fight with Rachel, his wife, and went to the movies to cool off.
“Hello, darling,” he said,
“what are you making for dinner?”
“What am I making for dinner? After all the horrible things you said to me earlier, you want to know what I am making for dinner?? Poison, that’s what I’m making, poison.”
Bernie replies,
“Okay then, just make one portion, I’m not coming home.”
