A new teacher was getting to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father did for a living.
The first little girl said: “My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman.”
The next child, a little boy, said: “My name is Andy and my dad’s a mechanic.”
And so it went on until one little boy said: “My name is Johnny and my dad is a stripper in a lesbian bar.”
The teacher gasped in shock and quickly changed the subject.
Later in the school yard the teacher approached Johnny privately and asked if it was really true that his father danced undressed in a lesbian bar.
Johnny blushed and said: “No, he’s really a business development director at Lehman Brothers, but I’m just too embarrassed to tell anyone.”