A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having s*x in the middle of the road.
Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn’t move.
He finally brought the truck’ to a halt inches from them.
The truck driver got out and stormed:
“What the hell’s the matter with you two?.
Didn’t you hear me? You could have been killed!”
The man replied nonchalantly:
“Listen, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes.”
Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn’t move.
He finally brought the truck’ to a halt inches from them.
The truck driver got out and stormed:
“What the hell’s the matter with you two?.
Didn’t you hear me? You could have been killed!”
The man replied nonchalantly:
“Listen, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes.”