A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city.
He’s slamming tequila left and right.
He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out.
The guy who was sitting next to him couldn’t believe that the guy had just done that.
He was more surprised when, ten minutes later, the same guy, unscathed, comes walking back into the bar and sits back down next to him.
The astonished guy asks “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out that window and we’re hundreds of feet above the GROUND!!!”.
The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.”
He takes a shot, slams it down, goes to the window and jumps out.