A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a bare beach.
As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had bigger cleavage than his mother’s, and asked her why.
She told her son, “The bigger they are … the dumber the person is.”
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger members than his dad.
His mother replied, “The bigger they are … the dumber the person is.”