Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, the teacher was concerned and asked, “What’s wrong?”
“Our house is very small, me, my mum, and my dad we sleep on the same bed. Last night my dad asked, ‘Johnny are you sleeping?’ When I said No, he slapped my face and gave me a Black eye.”
Teacher said, “The next time when your dad asks if you’re sleeping, keep dead quiet and don’t answer.”
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The following morning Johnny comes back with two black eyes.
The teacher by now very worried asked,”My god, why have you now got two black eyes? I thought I told you to say nothing.”
Johnny Replied, “Dad asked me again, ‘Johnny are you sleeping?’ And I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mum started moving, you know at the same time mum was breathing real hard ...
kicking her legs up in the air and squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, ‘Are you coming?’ Mom said, ‘Yes I’m coming, are u coming too?’ Dad answered, ‘Yes!’
They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I said, “Wait for me, I’m coming too