A wife asked her husband,
“If I died, would you remarry?”
The husband replied,
“No, of course not. I love you too much.”
The wife asked again,
“But what if I died and you were lonely and needed someone to take care of you?”
The husband thought for a moment and said,
“Well, I suppose I might consider it.”
The wife asked,
” And would you let her sleep in our bed?”
The husband replied,
“No, I would never do that. That’s where we made all our beautiful memories together.”
The wife smiled and said ...
“Oh, that’s so sweet. And would you let her wear my clothes?”
The husband thought for a moment and said,
“No, I don’t think I would do that. She’s not your size.”
