April was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her “girls day” outing.
“But,” she told him, “It didn’t end all that great for me.”
“Why, what happened?” he asked.
“I went out to take a swim in the rough water but I didn’t go out far because the waves were very bad.
Then I suddenly noticed that all the turbulence had caused the lower half of my bikini to be stripped off.
I looked and looked for it but it was gone, gone, gone!”