Woman rings hubby and tells him she’s been promoted at work.
She is now the manager’s personal assistant and will have to work late some nights, starting tonight.
At breakfast the next morning hubby notices her new watch.
When asked about it the wife says she won it in the weekly office raffle.
A week later she rings him to say she has to attend a late meeting with the boss.
Next morning hubby notices her new Gucci purse and asks how can they afford it. “It’s okay” she says. “I won it in the weekly office raffle.”