A teacher is trying to teach good manners to her third-grade students.
She turned to her class and said,
“Michael if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”
Michael said, “Just a minute, I have to go pee.”
The teacher responded by saying,
“Well, that would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?”