A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I’m so mad, I can’t even see straight.”
The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort.
The man swills down the drink and says, “Gimme another one.”
The bartender pours the drink, but says, “Now, before I give you this, why don’t you let off a little steam and tell me why you’re so upset?”
So, the man begins his tale.
“Well, I was sitting in the bar next door, when this gorgeous blonde slinks in and actually sits beside me at the bar.
I thought, “Wow, this has never happened before.”
You know, it was kind of a fantasy come true.
Well, a couple of minutes later, the blonde leans over and asks if I’d like to come back to her hotel to have dinner and talk for a while.
I couldn’t believe this was happening, and I hadn’t had a good meal in quite a while.
I managed to nod my head yes, so she grabs my hand and starts walking out of the bar.
This seemed just too good to be true.”
He continued, “She took me down the street here to a nice hotel and up to her room.
She said to relax, watch some TV, and that she would be ready to go down to the restaurant in a few minutes.
But, as soon as I put my feet up and reclined my chair, I heard some keys jingling and someone starts fumbling with the door.”
“The blonde says, ‘Oh my god, it’s my boyfriend. He must have lost his wrestling match tonight, he’s gonna be real mad. Quick, hide!'”