Little 5-year-old Johnny was running around the house making noise…
When his mother yelled at him, saying: “Can’t you find something to do?
Like maybe go across the street and watch the construction workers build that new house?
“So, Johnny did. A few hours later, His father had just returned home from work.
“Where were you, son?” He asked.
Little Johnny answered: “Watching the men building that new house.”
“Did you learn anything?”, asked Dad
“I Did!”, exclaimed Little Johnny,
“I learned all about building a house!”
“That’s a lot to learn in just one day!” Johnny’s father replied.
“Tell me, Son, how do you build one?
”Little Johnny replied: “Well first, you have to put in the goddamn doors,
except that when you go to put the f***king door up, but that son of a b**tch won’t fit.
So, you bring that c**kscker back down, take a count hair off each end,
then you put the mother f****ker back up and ...