Two parents take their son on a vacation to a undressed beach.
The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says: “Mommy, I saw ladies with melons a lot bigger than yours!”
The mom says: “The bigger they are, the dumber they are.”
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later he comes running back and says: “Mommy, I saw men with weapon a lot bigger than Daddy’s!”