Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbours but didn’t like each other much.
In 1999, there was a period of -30 degrees centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it.
So they bet a bottle of vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare a$s.
After two hours Bob’s wife came home and asked Bob,
“What are you doing?”
Bob explained and she said,
“Come on, you will only freeze your a$s off.”
Bob refused as he wanted to win the bet.
Then his wife got an idea.
“Let’s change places when Joe is looking the other way.”
Bob’s Wife put on the same kind of pullover and cap and traded places with Bob...