One day, a very attractive under graduate girl visited the professor’s office.
The under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped his knee “accidentally”, etc.
Finally, the undergraduate said, “Professor, I really need to pass your course.
It is extremely important to me.
It is so important that I’ll do anything you suggest.”
The professor, somewhat taken aback by this attention, replied, “Anything?”