A man was in a long line at the supermarket. As he got to the checkout he realized he had forgotten to get condoms.
So he asked the checkout girl if she could have some condoms brought up to register.
She asked, “What size condoms?” The customer replied that he didn’t know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, and she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him, then picked up the store intercom and said,
“One box of large condoms to register 5.”