A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar.
He steps over to her an says, “Hey baby, let me taste it on your melons.”
She says, “Watch it buddy, I’ll have my boyfriend kick your bum.”
He laughs and says, “Alright, why don’t I just give you a big sloppy kiss then.”
She says, “Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my man kill you.”
“This is my final offer”, he says, “I’ll hold you upside-down, pour beer into your private part, and drink from your cunt.”
She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to lick her melons.
He yells, “I’ll kill him!”
She then tells him he was going to kiss her.
By now he’s pissed and starts walking in his direction.
She says, “Wait!