“Hello!”
“Hey honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?”
“No daddy, she’s upstairs jn the bedroom with uncle Jake.”
“But you don’t have an uncle Jake, sweetie…”
“Uh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with mommy right now.”
“Ok honey, I need you to go near the bedroom and shout ‘Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway’ and then come back and call me.”
A few minutes later, the daughter calls back.
“I did it, daddy.”
“Well, what happened?”
“Mommy got scared, started running around, tripped and hit her head, and now she isn’t moving.”