A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices
that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at
her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re
as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you
get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m
sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would
find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that…