Johnny was in class when his teacher asks

 


Johnny was in class when his teacher asks:-


Johnny, there are five birds on a tree. You shoot one, how many are left.


None, miss. The others will fly away!


The right answer is four, but i like the way you think.


Johnny goes quiet, and then raises his hand.


Yes? – Miss, there are three ladies eating ice lollies.


One is s***kng it, one is li***kng it and one is biting it.


Which one is the married one?


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