Johnny was in class when his teacher asks:-
Johnny, there are five birds on a tree. You shoot one, how many are left.
None, miss. The others will fly away!
The right answer is four, but i like the way you think.
Johnny goes quiet, and then raises his hand.
Yes? – Miss, there are three ladies eating ice lollies.
One is s***kng it, one is li***kng it and one is biting it.
Which one is the married one?