A rich man and a poor man were sitting at a bar having a few drinks and they got chatting.
After a while they realise both of there wedding anniversary are the next day.
Poor man, “What did you get your wife for her wedding anniversary?”
Rich man, “I got her a pink Ferrari and a diamond ring.”
Poor man, “What made you choose those gifts?”
Rich man, “She loves fast cars and I wasn’t sure about the ring so if she doesn’t like it, she can take it back in her new car… “
The poor, “Man nodds in agreement.”
Rich man, “What did you get your wife?”
Poor man, “I got my wife a pair of cheep slippers and a d***ldo.”