One day he sees a beautiful woman in a swimsuit come ashore.
She says to him, “Tell me, how long has it been since you had a drink?”
He replies “Ten years” and with that she reveals a bottle of whiskey from within her swimsuit, which the man starts drinking from.
She then asks, “Tell me, how long has it been since you smoked a cigar?”
He replies “Again, 10 years” and with that she pulls out a cigar and lighter from within her swimsuit and he starts smoking.