A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the First house of the street.
A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak,
the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room
and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
“Madam, if I could not clean this up within 5 minutes with the use of this new powerful Vacuum cleaner,
I will EAT all this dung!” exclaimed the eager salesman.
“Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that” asked the lady.