Little Johnny Fell In Love, so he asks his father.
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!”
Father: “That’s a great son.
Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”
Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your
mother. Sandra is actually your sister.”
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later.
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!”
Father: “That’s a great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.”