A woman comes home and tells her husband,
“Remember those Headaches I’ve been having all these years?
Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?”
The husband asks, “What happened?”
His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist.
He told me To Stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,…
“I do not Have a Headache;
I do not have a headache,
I do not have a headache. It Worked!
The headaches are all gone.”
The husband replies, “Well, that is wonderful.”
His wife then says, “You know, you haven’t been exactly a ball Of Fire in the bedroom these last few years.
Why don’t you go see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?”