Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irish man. One of them decided he was going to bug him.
He walked over to the Irishman and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a sissy."
"Oh really? Hmm, didn’t know that," the Irishman replied calmly.
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a sissy and he didn’t care!"
"You just don’t know how to set him off, watch and learn," the second Englishman said, before walking over and tapping the Irishman on the shoulder. "I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!"
"Oh, wow, I didn’t know that. Thank you," was the Irishman's response.
Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to ...