A married man was having an affair with his secretary
One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house
Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m
As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt
Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home
“Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house
“Darling,” replied the man ...