A Mom visits her son Little Johnny for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom’s thoughts, the son volunteered:
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying:
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate.
You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”
He said:
Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”
He sat down and wrote Dear Mother:..