A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church.
The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners.
You must abstain from sex for two weeks."
The couple agreed and returned after two weeks.
The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?"
"Pastor, I'm afraid we couldn't do without sex for the two weeks," the young man admitted.
"What happened?" asked the pastor.
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