Magic Penis
A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip,
so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her
occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his
situation. The man there said, 'Well, I don't
know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so
many weeks, except... the Magic Penis!'
The husband said, 'The what'?
The man repeated, 'The Magic
Penis,' and pulled out what
seemed to be an ordinary dildo.
The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like
dildo!'
The man
then pointed to the door and said, ' Magic
Penis door!'
The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and
started pounding away at the keyhole. The whole door
shook wildly with vibrations, so much so, that a crack began to
form down the middle. Then the man said, 'Magic
Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped and
returned to the box.
The husband bought it and took it home to his wife.
After the husband had
been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Magic Penis
She undressed, opened the box and said ...