An elderly lady was throwing a party for her granddaughter and had gone all out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown.
Just before the party started, two bums showed up looking for a handout.
Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her outback.
Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house.
The guests arrived and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time.
But the clown hadn’t shown up.
After a half an hour ...