Little Johnny likes to gamble.
One day, his dad gets a new job, so his family has to move to a new city.
Johnny’s dad thinks,
“I’ll get a head start on Johnny’s gambling.”
He calls the teacher and says,
“My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow, but he likes to gamble, so you’ll have to keep an eye on him.”
The teacher says, “Okay,” because she can handle it.
The next day, Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says,
“Hi, my name is Johnny.”
She says, “Yes, I know who you are.”
Johnny smiles and says,