A young man called Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal,
his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Peter's flatmate, Simon, was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more
between Peter and his flatmate than met the eye. Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered,
"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".
About a week later, Simon came to Peter saying ...