A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:
'To My Dear Wife.
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight.'
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: