A couple purchased a talking parrot on their honeymoon, much to the groom’s annoyance, since the bird did a running commentary on their lovemaking.
The groom finally threw a towel over the cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo if it didn’t quit.
The next morning, packing to return home, the newlyweds couldn’t close a large suitcase.
“Honey,” the groom said,
“you get on top and I’ll try.”
That didn’t work.
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