A blind man went to a restaurant.
“Menu sir?” asked the owner.
“I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it and order.”
The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man.
The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath, “Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables.”
“Unbelievable!” thought the owner.